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As coronavirus-related restrictions begin to ease up, one blue belt is speaking out against his local government for what he describes as "fear-mongering" after...

A metal folding chair from a garage in North Carolina has received the first stripe on its white belt in an unprecedented promotion. The chair,...

A purple belt in Dallas, TX has opened up about the emotional and physical struggles he's faced since his BJJ gym was forced to...

The coronavirus pandemic has put an emotional strain on many jiu-jitsu practitioners who have been longing to return to the mats and choke their...

A jiu-jitsu purple belt is speaking up after being scolded by a medical professional for organizing an open mat during the COVID-19 outbreak. The online...

The Jiu-Jitsu Times is sorry to report that That Freaking Guy on your newsfeed believes he would come out on top in an apocalyptic...

Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioner Mike McMatthews, 26, has expressed extreme relief over the closure of his local jiu-jitsu academy following his recent promotion to blue...

A local blue belt who had previously written off Valentine's Day as "just another Hallmark holiday" has had a change of heart after a...

In a stunning update everyone saw coming, local purple belt Ian Lewis failed to live up to the expectations he set for himself at...

A blue belt in Warren, MI, is suffering from extreme fatigue in the midst of a holiday open mat that is significantly longer than...