Outrageous Conspiracy Theory Suggests That My Rashguards Didn’t Shrink, I Just...
The latest theory to emerge amongst the COVID-19 news is as offensive as it is false.
Despite overwhelming evidence that all of my rashguards were...
“BJJ Is My Therapy,” Says Student Who Is The Reason Teammates...
A Brazilian jiu-jitsu brown belt has become the latest practitioner of the sport to proclaim that participating in a grappling session is equivalent to...
Rusty Folding Chair From Garage Receives First Stripe On Its White...
A metal folding chair from a garage in North Carolina has received the first stripe on its white belt in an unprecedented promotion.
The chair,...
“That Was More Of A Choke Than A Crank,” Says Teammate...
A two-stripe white belt is now on your bad side following a passive-aggressive excuse after tapping out to one of your submissions in class,...
“Don’t Worry, That’s Normal,” Says Teammate Whose Ankle Just Made The...
A BJJ brown belt on your team is apparently "fine" after a sound he describes as "normal" and everyone else describes as "horrific" erupted...
Government-Mandated Time Away From BJJ “A Blessing” According To My Knees
The coronavirus pandemic has put an emotional strain on many jiu-jitsu practitioners who have been longing to return to the mats and choke their...
Fat Bearded Man Gets Choked Out After Breaking Into Home Of...
A man with a white beard currently known only by his first name is in stable condition after being choked to sleep following a...
Local Turkey Uses Jiu-Jitsu To Control Aggressive Farmer Until The Cops...
A turkey in Minnesota has been labeled a "hero" in his own community and "a terrifying force of nature" by police after thwarting his...
Stinky Gi Guy Slams Local Government For Issuing Basic Hygiene Recommendations
As coronavirus-related restrictions begin to ease up, one blue belt is speaking out against his local government for what he describes as "fear-mongering" after...
REPORT: Hannukah Open Mat Lasting A Lot Longer Than Local Blue...
A blue belt in Warren, MI, is suffering from extreme fatigue in the midst of a holiday open mat that is significantly longer than...